Wargaming | DBx
HOTT London Commuters
An idea for an HOTT army by Chris Harrod
Sneakers - Large Red Tube train, moves almost silently, restricted choice of direction of
movement
Warband - Soccer Hooligans
Blades - Accountants in bowler hats armed with sharpened umbrellas
Hordes - British housewives in pink quilted housecoats and curlers
Spears - Harried shoppers leaving Homebase with unlikely, large, awkward, pointy objects (such as
clothes lines) that they have just purchased
Shooters - Small children armed with slingshots
Cleric - BBC news presenters, complete with desk, moralising on the subject of terror bombers
Magician - Prince Charles (modelled with enlarged ears), transforming Camilla Parker-Bowles into
an acceptable spouse for a monarch
Hero - Tony Blair hiding under a desk while a row of soldiers stand in front, brandishing rifles
Fliers - Boeing or Airbus painted in Easyjet or Ryanair colours, flying really low
Lurkers - Free newspaper hawkers (Alternatively: Paparazzi armed with cameras)
Water Lurkers - Policemen with aqualungs
Gods - Out of scale Victoria Bekham model wearing latest Milan fashion; or substitute any other
celebrity